The mating ritual may last more than 12 hours, often spent pulling and twisting into incredible positions as they try to pull apart. Often, the penis of one of them must be gnawed off in order to release the pair.
As stated so eloquently by Roberta Muldoon (John Lithgow) in The World According to Garp, "At least I had mine removed surgically."
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Hmmm... you know, only a personal lack of imagination has kept this from being an escape option in some of my past relationships.
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