brokedown body.

OK. This sucks. My body hates me. Twice recently, infections have hidden until they are out of control -- the cavity that hid behind a filling, and now this abscess that has been hiding for upwards of a year growing behind a root canal post. Now I require endodontic surgery. Crap on a stick.

And that's only my mouth. I also have a weak hip, a wonky knee, a tender shoulder, and a back that strains easily. And yes, I do know that regular exercise would help most of those problems... but dammit, I just don't enjoy most things that pass as regular exercise. Can't I just trade in this model for a new one?