Go on, ask a question. It's smarter than you'd expect.**

The Mystic Pig
	I asked the mystic pig: Where can I find some tasty gruel? and the mystic pig said: It's gone, and it's not coming back. But you'll find something better. Ask the Mystic Pig another question created by ixwin

**It was smarter than I expected. I tried several questions, including, "What is your favourite colour?" and, "How many fingers am I holding up?" The programmer(s) obviously considered these things and included some standard replies to standard questions.