05 December 2004

Crazy invention

Some crazy Australian woman has invented a backless g-string Yep, the butt floss was too much for her but she wanted to avoid "freebagging*." Seriously. ... why bother?

(This was news in August; I'm a bit behind. Hehehe. I just said "behind" in a story about underwear. Heheh.)

*Apparently, "freebagging" is Australian for "going commando" aka, wearing no underpants. OoooOOh. Naughty Aussies!

7 comments:

Mrs Robot said...

Stop that AT ONCE!!

Christ, how embarrassing... being known as the country to have taken the butt floss just that one step further. And people ask me why I'm leaving...

By the way, "freebagging" is something that only the lads do. Risque, huh?

Unknown said...

When are you leaving? And what's your destination?

And btw, every country has people to be embarassed about. We have Celine Dion (gak).

Mrs Robot said...

Damn... you just beat me to the Celine Dion dig. :D

Well, since you ask, in late January I'm off to Denmark, Germany and Scotland... via Victoria, BC.

Mrs Robot said...

Oh, good grief... I've only just had a look at the article. Knickers that are designed to be permanently at half-mast. Can you imagine wrestling on the sofa, then having to explain why you have half a bra wrapped around your ass? But at least they leave you "protected" (from... what? Falls in the stock market? Shark attack? Being a miserable victim of ridiculous fashion trends?)

Maybe I should leave NOW.

Tim Bailey said...

Hmmm... I wonder what they think is so unattractive about women's undies? These seem to be simply something to help keep maxi-pads in place, quite frankly.

Mrs Robot said...

Yup. It's a fashionably retro revisit of the sanitary belt - or "apron" as this site would have it - but they're being rather coy about it. The backless g-string will sit on the shelves right next to the "neck massagers".

Stallionforce said...

Stocking stuffers!