09 November 2005

Would you eat this?

Foot-Long 'Snoop Doggs' Coming to Grocery Stores

According to the Boston Herald, the rapper’s latest venture is “Snoop Doggs,” a new hot dog line launching with partners Franco Petrucci and Jeff Earp.


Why? Because:

“There aren’t any celebrity hot dogs out there,” Snoop’s brother and business manager Bing Worthington told the Herald. “Who’s the competition? Ball Park?....Imagine a long, skinny hot dog just like Snoop.”


Ummmm.Hmmmm. Nope, just too easy.

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