Where does one start?

Sorry to burn your eyes like that. No I didn't take this photo... I just found it washed up on the polluted shores of the internet....

So really, where to start with this?

a) It's Carrot Top. Do you really need to address anything else?

b) It's Carrot Top, but what the hell is with those arms? I think he may have had breast implants on his shoulders.

c) The outfit. Yeah, I couldn't go there either.

d) Wait, I just noticed the backdrop... they're roasting Flavor Flav?? Really? Flavor of Love wasn't enough of a roast?

e) I'm still freaking out about those arms. Seriously, his doctor should have his license revoked.