Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupidity. Show all posts

08 July 2009

Antagonistic web design

It's one thing to have an ugly or out of date website but it's quite another to have one that frustrates users with non-standard navigation and lack of information. There's one site which I keep going back to although I don't know why I bother. (I do know, sadly, it's because I have to keep trying.)

I feel like Charlie Brown running toward the football every time I try to find something on that site.
Every time, I click or try to search, I land on my digital ass. "Aauugh!" -- they have Lucy van Pelt as their web tech.

The frustrating thing is that the site is one that should be packed with information -- it needs to have digitized publications forms and posters, a proper contact form, a real search box or even a site map that actually lists everything on the site. Unfortunately, they don't use a content management system (if they do, they've broken it) and have lost track of some of what is there. I've tried searching for date-sensitive information (upcoming meetings, conferences, courses) and in the end had to go through an email tree only to receive a document that was scanned from a photocopy, saved as an image, embedded in a Word document and then attached to my email. AAUUGH!

I understand that some companies don't want to manage a web presence -- fine, then just direct me to whom I need to contact to find the information I need; don't frustrate me by pulling the virtual football away after I have started to kick. In fact, don't even pretend you have a football. One of these days, I may send you my chiropractor bill.

07 July 2008

Spam Silliness

One of my tasks as head of our union communication committee is to clear the spam from the mailing list. I don't mind, because I get to see whatever the latest subject lines are and how they are trying to get around spam filters.

I thought I had found a new fave this morning:

Ensure your potence and make love everywhere (everywhere? but wouldn't that get you thrown in jail?)


But that was only the third one down the list. Further along, they just got better and better:

15 Ways to act Longer in bed! (does that mean faking it for more than 10 minutes, or just pretending to be longer...?)
Stars and Strips forever (there were lots of references to 4th of July and fireworks, nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more....)

And the winner is:

We have everything to cure your masculinity. (really? there's a cure for that?)

16 September 2007

You might be a bad parent if....

... you think it's cool to give your 4 year-old a Grand Theft Auto birthday cake.



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Now, regular readers know I generally refrain from passing judgement on parenting styles (primarily in the interest of not having others judge mine!), but you'll also recall that I rarely pull punches when it seems people really should have thought twice before breeding at all. Honestly, sometimes I weep for the future of our planet, and it has nothing at all to do with Al Gore.

18 December 2006

Ridiculousness.

in the news:
  1. Hockey player fired for not signing flag for troops. (CBC.ca)
  2. I'm TIME magazine's person of the year! And so are you, and you, and you. (TIME.com)
  3. Rosie O'Donnel is "sorry" but still ignorant. (Vancouver Sun)
  4. Bob Dylan throws a wobbly -- actually what's ridiculous about this is the press that the movie (which may or may not suck) is getting for free. Really, when will celebs figure out that sometimes it's better to shut up.
and then there is this weird/disturbing "Carrie" cake I noticed on flickr....

Cakewalk: Carrie Cake

It might be one of those weeks.