(collected from those in the room, I am neither claiming nor owning up to any of these though
"Looks like the Green Party campaign went off the rails!"
"Their train didn't leave the platform!"
"I threw MY vote in the recycle bin!"
[after a candidate who withdrew due to a skinny-dipping in the presence of minors incident got over 1000 votes] "Looks like the NDP got the pedophile vote out!"