Perhaps by throwing girls' spines out of alignment before the age of one, women of the future will be able to wear high heels for many more hours a day with a higher degree of comfort, confidence!
Tim: please, don't let me stop you from swearing; this product has earned a certain amount of bile.
Pastilla: your ability to find a silver lining is a bit disturbing.
Zezette: SNL already did a Huggies Thong parody -- it's one of my favourites, featuring the line "Oh, no, they're MUCH worse than regular diapers!" delivered in a perky advertizing pitch tone.
I would swear mightily if I didn't have a policy against doing so on other people's sites.
ReplyDeleteThis product is *actually* the commission of a moral wrong. Such parents should be brought in for questioning.
Perhaps by throwing girls' spines out of alignment before the age of one, women of the future will be able to wear high heels for many more hours a day with a higher degree of comfort, confidence!
ReplyDeleteComing soon: g-string diapers.
ReplyDeleteTim: please, don't let me stop you from swearing; this product has earned a certain amount of bile.
ReplyDeletePastilla: your ability to find a silver lining is a bit disturbing.
Zezette: SNL already did a Huggies Thong parody -- it's one of my favourites, featuring the line "Oh, no, they're MUCH worse than regular diapers!" delivered in a perky advertizing pitch tone.